"Quantity produces quality. If you only write a few things, you’re doomed."

"Looking back, I imagine I was always writing. Twaddle it was too. But better far write twaddle or anything, anything, than nothing at all."

"I understand why you want to make a house out of pancakes."

"What?” Naya asked, simultaneously trying to listen to Neil while deciding whether she should get the organic Tongue Busting Taste Bud Stupefying Panini with free range tofu chicken on whole wheat bread, or the Om Nom Nom-tastic Picker Upper Omelette, made with fresh eggs from the aforementioned free range tofu chickens."